HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEE
Have you ever stood and stared at it, marveled at its beauty, its genius? Billions of people just living out their lives, oblivious. Did you know that the first NASCAR Speedway Park was designed to be a perfect human world, where none suffered, where everyone would be happy? It was a disaster. No one would accept the fried food, entire families of rednecks were lost. Some believed we lacked the cocaine-fueled insanity to describe your perfect world, but I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and suffering. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why NASCAR Speedway Park was redesigned to this, the peak of your civilization. I say your civilization, because as soon as we started thinking for you it really became our civilization, which is of course what this is all about. Rednecks. Evolution. Like the dinosaur. Look out that window. You've had your time. The future is our world. The future is our time. The consequences will never be the same.