Don't waste your time
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 01/01/09
To be succinct, don’t waste your time or put your taste buds at risk. We’re not wine snobs, we just like good wine. That is the reason we don’t recommend this place. There is something to be said about good, cheap wine. None of it applies here.
We were staying at a wonderful bed and breakfast outside of Pigeon Forge. Being lovers of wine and adventurous, we decided to stop by Mountain Valley Vineyards in Pigeon Forge. After entering, you encounter several tasting stations. We walked up to one and said “hello” to the person behind the counter. “What do you want to try?” was his response. We ask him to tell us something about the wines. His response was, essentially that there were red and white. We ask where the grapes came from and he answered with the name of the local supermarket. We thought he was joking until we tasted the first sample. Our reaction was to immediately agree that the best thing to accompany this wine was a spit bucket. There were none to be found so we were forced to swallow.
I, being much less intelligent that my wife, decided to give the second wine a chance. At least I can say is that they are consistent.
If you do decide to go, bring your own spit bucket. You will need it.
If you decide not to go, buy some grain alcohol and mix it with some generic fruit juice and vinegar. Serve it while being rude, ignorant or at best indifferent in a brightly lit state liquor store like environment. You will have pretty much duplicated the experience. The one plus of going is that you save yourself the cost of the grain alcohol, vinegar and juice.