Best shelling on the Carolina Coast -- NOT
* "Best shell collecting on the Carolina Coast" - Hahahahaha, it is to laugh. We, and most of the rest of our party, found nothing but oyster shells, broken things, and TRASH. We landed at or near high tide, the worst possible time for shell-collecting. It is amazingly unscrupulous to take people on something that you're billing as "best shell collecting on the Carolina coast" at a time when you know they're going to find absolutely nothing.
To add insult to injury, on the trip back to port, the guide passed around a brochure called "Seashells of the Southeast Atlantic Coast," aka "Everything You Didn't Find on This Trip." There was also a show-and-tell, where he brought out a cart of really cool stuff they'd found on previous trips. Yay, thanks. Including a stinky, unpreserved, dead baby sea turtle. "See, this is where the seagull poked a hole in its shell to kill and eat it..." Uh dude? There are small kids on this tour. They're probably gonna have nightmares now. Me, I just thought it was in really poor taste. Plus it smelled bad.
* "Only tour to the lighthouse" - Note we did not go TO the lighthouse, we sailed past it and didn't even stop. We didn't land within three hundred yards of the lighthouse, and were certainly NOT "shelling under the shadow of the Georgetown lighthouse" as the text of the ad and the picture would lead you to believe.
* "Sight the Civil War wreck of the Union flagship Harvest Moon." OK, if by "sight" you mean have a blob several hundred yards away that could have been a rock or piece of debris pointed out and described as such, then I suppose we did do this. We saw about a foot of smokestack from such a vast distance that it could have been anything; if we hadn't been told what it was, we never would have known. This website has a much better picture of what's visible of the smokestack at high tide; from where we were, all we saw was a black thing that may as well have been driftwood.
* "Informative commentary by on-board naturalist" - Our "on-board naturalist" didn't appear to know a buzzard from a blue-footed booby and claimed that anything that didn't have a white head couldn't possibly be an eagle.
* "Clean and modern restrooms" - This was an outhouse, basically, from what my husband said (he used it, I didn't). He said there was no running water in the bathroom with which to wash your hands, and in any event, the liquid soap dispenser was missing its lid, so the liquid soap had become a watery graveyard for numerous insects.