Skip The Dinner!!
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 6/26/10
Unless you enjoy reheated convience store food, skip the dinner if possible. We were served horrible fried chicken - greasy and cold, with cold jo-jo's, coleslaw, stale biscuts, lukewarm green beans, and stale red velvet cake. I actually spit out the stale honey (didn't even know there was such a thing) that I put on my biscut, and we let our kids eat any mints and gum in my purse that they could find, just to tide them over until after the show. I actually wish we would have just walked out of the dinner portion.
The melodrama - cheesy, but that's what melodrama is, so it was fun. The actors were entertaining, but it really was a low budget show, with enough empty seats to make us feel like we were the last gasp in a dieing business. The vaudville - well, we were just glad our children were young enough to (hopefully) not get the lewd side of the entertainment. Some very funny acts, and some that they could have been more creative on, leaving out the suggestive humor in a family setting.
Overall, this actually cured us of melodrama for life. I guess it started with the dinner - feeling like we were being taken for all they could get, by charging plenty and giving terrible food with no choices. We also thought that the dinner would be served in the same room as the theater, but not so - we ate dinner with stuffed animal heads, then moved to another room for the entertainment.
Our advice - definitely skip the dinner, but maybe even the show. I'm sure there are better things to do with the price of one evening there.