Motel 6 with a Twist
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 4/24/08
Online this place looks like spa/resort, but nothing is further from the truth. My partner and I booked a 2.5 hour couples treatment, with a 1 hour massage/ 1 hour mudbath, plus 1/2 hour facial, expecting the ultimate pampering treat. Here's what we got.
We arrived a little early, but were only told to sit and wait in a dingy little corner with old magazines and average chairs. No one welcomed us with an overview of how things were going to happen, a glass of tea or water. 10 minutes late, the 2 masseurs invited us to a room, which looked alot like a cheap motel room with 2 massage tables. One of our masseurs told us she had swolen wrists and could not do deep massage. She barely did any massage. While my masseuse was pretty good, my partner's' masseuse (with the hurt wrists) was awful. Instead of giving a massage, she talked the whole time. When my friend said her arm was aching, the masseuse told her to "let it rest." We should have complained and got someone else, but as this was my partner's masseuse and it was my birthday, she didn't want to cause a fuss.
We were ushered to the mud bath room where we emersed ourselves on top of the mud. Noone told us we needed to move around to get under the mud. Our attendent came in 2 times to put cold rags on our heads, which was disruptive and unnecessary since we weren't getting hot anyway. By the time we figured out that we really needed to push around to get down into the mud (about 10 minutes later), the "attendant" came in and told us our time in the tub was finished and that we needed to go to the other part of the room, behind a shower curtain, and rinse off. We had barely gotten into the mud and we had to get out! While we were behind the shower hosing each other down (litterally, like garden hoses), the attendant was just on the other side of the curtain hosing down the area around the mud bath. WE HAD NO PRIVACY!!! Then, he announced we needed to get out of the "shower" and get in the "hot tub". We did as instructed, but only after 10 minutes, the attendant peeked in and said time was up, pushed a button ont he wall, which immediately began to drain the water from the tub.
We got out, put on robes and were led to another room for a "blanket wrap" which was a total joke. We were merely wraped in a sheet with an army like wool blanket around the outside of the sheet. That was to be the last 20 minutes of the "hour" in the mud baths.
All in all,this place is like a motel 6 with a twist. Don't expect any pampering here.