Pin Oaks Golf Club, Auburn

Man, now this is a golf course. You can drive your cart all over the course and they don't care. And when I say that the cart chicks are hot, that is one hell of an understatement. The greens might not roll true, and granted there isn't much grass to hit off of in the fairway. And the bunkers might just be red clay, but I was so hammered it made very little difference. What other course located just minutes from the best little Truck Stop University off I-85 would turn a blind eye to me playing the last four holes with no pants on? This was a great time, and I would highly recommend it. Just one suggestion: Make sure you don't pick up a DUI by peeling out of the parking lot. The cops around there act like a bunch of dicks even though I explained that my car can handle going off the road. It's an SUV, for goodness' sake. James O'Dell Nichols