Christian Miniature Golf - on threadbare greens
The putting carpet on the teeing greens had been worn through to underlying fiber or concrete on a number of holes. The dangerously uneven terrain surrounding those teeing greens -- where you'd have to stand in order to tee off on something that's still carpet -- is a lawsuit in the making. Some water traps had a murky-looking fluid with film on the top; others were bone-dry. The "Out of Order" sign on the outdoor drink machine looked weatherbeaten.
Leaving the course, a curling, laminated sign on a glass table on the porch advised us that we'd be fined $250 if we broke the glass -- and told us we were being watched on video. Pretty hostile. Since the material is so precious, why not just put wooden benches in instead?
Plus they confront us with their religious views. At every hole. What initially were quotes from philosophers printed on the face on the first couple of tee posts turned into Bible verses - which preached at us along the rest of the course. Of course, hole 18's tee post detailed that religion's view on how we could be "saved." Visitors of other faiths are likely to be offended.
In short, we paid $8 each to be preached to on an evangelical -- but otherwise nondescript -- miniature golf course that hasn't had necessary maintenance or repair in months, or longer.