Activity Stop, Lahaina

If you don't know that this is "the place with the pig," you're probably not up to speed on Maui trivia. To clarify, this activity office is the home of Aloha, a charming Vietnamese pot-bellied pig. She spends most of her time sniffing around and napping, but she can do tricks upon her master's command. While this is definitely a gimmick, it's a great one. It gets hordes of people in the door. Once in, they are fair prey for the smooth talking, ever-encouraging staff that peddle bargain-basement fly-drive tours, snorkel cruises and luaus. All gimmicks aside, a lot of the bargains are for real.