avenida de Manuel Soto Ingeniero, 14, Valencia 46024
AVERAGE USER RATING
Open Hours: 1p-4p and 9p-11p Tu-Su
This restaurant, whose name could roughly be translated as "The Brutes", is just a stone's throw from the port. They are specialists in birthday and ... More
This restaurant, whose name could roughly be translated as "The Brutes", is just a stone's throw from the port. They are specialists in birthday and bachelor/ette parties. The emphasis here, without doubt, is on having a good time, all in a carefree, young ambience, decorated in deliberately tacky style - don't be surprised if you see bedpans, toilet paper rolls and similar objetcs on the tables!. As the owners say, they specialise in "anti-depression treatments", providing "smiles without VAT". On the menu, you'll find interesting international fare, where shapes are especially important. From hamburguers to more elaborate dishes, the forms are particularly evocative. The desserts are equally creative and the cakes, erotic. Reservations are recommended, particularly at the weekend.
I have visited Valencia many times, and every time I have to eat here at Los Bestias. The food is great. Typical Valencian fare, steamed mussels, pinchos morunos, jamon serano, etc. But the best is the atmosphere. You are served the regular way or the Los Bestias way, with bread shaped like a big penis, beer served in a urinal, and napkins on a tiolet roll. The waiters sing and tell jokes, and anything goes. I have been there many times and have always had an awesome time.