Sadly, the Ricochet closed!
This is so totally horrible! I went there, they had slow dances, hot sexy babes, and now it's closed and all the folks agrees that this is terrible! This is the worst of the worst catastrophies in the world! Oh, the humanity and all those guys crying out there who can no longer get a slow dance anywhere in the entire world, and even just writing this review is causing me to break down and cry, and I can not even bear to think of it anymore! The closing of the great Ricochet is the worst thing to have ever happened to all society and now there's absolutely no more slow dancing after high school anywhere anymore!
In case you were wondering what slow dancing is these days, it is what it is; slow dancing. And in fact, a few perfect examples of slow songs I know are; Savage Garden's "Truly, Madly, Deeply", Celine Dion's "Because You Loved Me", Boyz 2 Men's "On Bended Knee", R Kelly's "Dedicated (To my favorite girl)", Jodeci's "U&I", and Shania Twain's "You're Still the One." The Ricochet had exactly that type of slow dancing!