I hate this place
I realize I am in the minority with this review since:
* City Museum has been voted the number one attraction in St. Louis once again.
* Almost all the reviews on this site are glowing endorsements.
But before you spent your 12-bucks-per-ticket to lug the family inside here, take a moment to consider these things:
* This place is loud. I'm taking rock-concert loud. I'm talking jet-engine loud. I'm talking space-shuttle-launch loud. There are hundreds of kids running around everywhere, and they are all screaming. It's like Chucky Cheese on steroids, man, I kid you not. If you've got kids, you will probably be relieved that you can't hear yours over the din. But if you prefer the quietness of a normal museum, bring your earplugs. And a bottle of Tylenol.
* It's dangerous. I don't have any medical statistics to back me up on this, but the place is really a 3-story jungle gym, and portions of it are very dark and full of deep chasms from which your little kids may never return. Okay, that's a slight exaggeration. But I would utterly shocked if a kid had never broken a bone there. And I have to think that an adult or two must have been injured at some point as well. Yes, yes, I realize that people can get hurt anywhere, but this place is different. Case in point: They have simulated caves that are almost completely dark, where the ceilings are low, where all the surfaces are hard and abrasive, and floor is covered in running water!!! And there are freakin' holes in the ground!!! I'm surpised no one has ever died there. I over heard one mother screaming at her two year old, "Come away from there RIGHT NOW! THERE is a GIANT HOLE IN THE GROUND!!!"
*On certain days of the week, the place is so crowded that you will need a cow-catcher to mow all the little kids out of your way.
*There is practically nothing here that an adult would enjoy. It's a bunch of little kids screaming and climbing, and that's about it. Oh, I have no doubt that you will find plenty of reviews from adults who will contradict this, but I think you have to ask yourself if your the kind of adult who likes people, noise, and danger, or if you're the kind of adult who prefers quiet, intellectual pursuits. If you are the latter, don't go the CITY MUSEUM. Period.
*On the day that I went, I got in free. And I still thought it was a waste of money.
*There is a section called "Aqua World" Where they actually make you pay to look at poorly set-up fish tanks, like you might see at one of the pet stores in your town. Unbelievable. I was like, "Wow, they've got a Chiclid tank."