Best place on earth - if you plan
By Michael, 02/09/10
I've had a membership now for over 4 years. My daughter and I are regulars, and we've taken as many as 8 other people with us. In our opinion, it's better than theme parks - no lines, and instead of SEEING stuff and RIDING stuff, you DO stuff. Figure 6 hours for a short visit.
If you've got kids with you, here are my tips.
1. In each area, designate an easy-to-find "I'm Lost Place". Practice finding it. Let the kids know that we don't go past THAT door or THAT area until we are ALL together. If you get separated, go to the I'm Lost place, and somebody from the group will be along to collect you shortly. Practice getting lost yourself, and have the kids come get you.
2. Alternate your activities. Do something wild and active, then go to Art City to sit and cool off. Go do something else active, then go stroll through the Architecture Museum section. Go climb outside, then go watch the circus. Head for the roof, then make snowflakes.
3. The best bathrooms are adjacent to the Opera Posters room, and on the 3rd floor back behind the wooden bar. Avoid the one in the Skate Park unless it's an emergency. The cheapest bottled water is in Bob's Beatnik Lounge.
4. Wear jeans and closed-toe shoes. No exceptions.
5. Have a real flashlight for each kid. It totally changes the experience for them. Use in the caves and the enchanted caverns.
6. No getting wet after dark.
7. On your way out, tell each and every staff member you see THANK YOU.
8. Fork over the $5 for parking. It puts you in a fenced lot. Valuables go in the trunk. Leave the cell phone behind, unless you're using it for pictures.
