Pitiful
While visiting Missouri, Meramec Caverns was reccommended as a day trip by a Welcome Center. My companion and I were shocked by the size of our group, and never heard any information about the cavern, other than to keep up. Parents and children constantly leaned out and touched rock formations, and even though the "guide" had mentioned the importance of not touching, he did not say anything to them. Crude lighting, and tacky pictures of Lassie and other characters, are pointed out instead of giving any insight to what we were seeing. At times, dirty plastic you could barely see through was hung along the trail to prevent people from touching. When I thought it could not get any worse, we were herded onto bleachers where we sat through a sad, sad light show, ending in "God Bless America" , and a flag projected on the poor rocks. The best part of the experince was getting out of the record breaking heat. I felt totally ripped off from the outing, and would reccommend finding ANYTHING else to do while visiting MO. We were only visiting for a few days, and I am afraid this was the only tourist trap we had time to encounter. The gift shop was cheesy, and there was a zip line you could ride over the parking lot....
Next time, I will stick to driving the beautiful Ozarks, and hiking state parks. We did both of these, and had so much more fun, for less the cost. Shame on you, Meramec!