Never Again, summed up for you neatly in 4 points
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 8/4/11
My brother, visiting from Orlando, and I took 4 kids ranging in age from 11 to 17. Someday we'll look back and laugh, I suppose, but that's one expensive chuckle. I'll just sum things up:
1) The pavement sprinklers. I don't even. There were several dozen randomly watering the walkways. Maybe they're a cheap way to wash things down, as everything seems to have a coating of dirt, spiderwebs and neglect. But for us, all they did was get our shoes wet as we wandered around in frustration looking for rides for the kids. Which brings me to...
2) The map. It's the worst. We finally gave up and just looked for a food shack vendor to ask every time we chose a destination. Saved us time. Which brings me to...
3) The staff. For every helpful employee, there was a surly, rude and unpleasant one. It got to be funny really (maybe it was the heat taking its toll), and we joked about how much we enjoyed paying to be treated like annoying cattle.
4) Broken down rides. On five separate occasions, with five separate rides, the kids' choice was broken down. And what's even more fun, nobody bothers to post a sign at the entrance with an estimated time of reopening. So if you weren't lucky enough to hear about the closing by word of mouth, you get to tramp all the way in only to be disappointed. Yet again.
Stay away from this hillbilly hell hole.