Our tour with Magic was a big let-down . . .
In the morning we took a tour around the French Quarter with Randy (who is mentioned several times in other reviews as being a guide with Magic Tours, but actually he currently works for Historic New Orleans Tours!). He was delightful, funny, wonderfully flamboyant, and had a lifelong historian's eye for detail. He told us that he did not recount anything as fact unless he had seen the original documents, and he pointed out -- in a humorous rather than mean-spirited way -- the mistakes commonly repeated by other local tour guides and carriage drivers. Admittedly, he set the bar high for quality. In hindsight, we should have right then booked a haunted tour with Historic N.O. Tours then (and asked for Randy if possible), but we had already taken the advice of a couple at the hotel who had taken the tour a night before with Magic Tours. They said they had had a great tour guide around the Garden District, so we had already called and made reservations with Magic too. Perhaps we had a different guide than that couple (?). I hate to diss our Magic tour guide, Sam, but I do have to say that his heart just didn't seem to be in it at all. He said he was a N.O. city ranger by day -- which could have meant that he really knew and cared a lot about the city. This didn't seem to be the case. He didn't have a comprehensive knowledge of the city (the kind of three-dimensionality that Randy brought to our tour) -- or if he did, he sure didn't show it. We spent at least 5 minutes discussing the rules -- leaving enough room on the side walks, stopping the tour promptly at 10 PM, etc. We also spent about 10 minutes wordlessly walking to the first site. In the middle of our tour he stopped us for 15 minutes at a bar so he could have a cigarette break and we could enjoy libations -- honestly, it was around 45 degrees out that night and no one wanted a Hurricane, but it seemed apparent that he got some kickback from the bar for bringing a captive audience there. He also stopped the tour a few minutes before 10 -- so this tour was easily half an hour less than advertised. Sam seemed so rehearsed and studied, turning on the dramatic hand flourishes and a booming voice at specific moments in the tour -- I know that there must be a good amount of repetition that comes with being a tour guide and that of course it's natural to reuse the schtick that works, but Sam was just wooden. His appeals for tips at the end was also pretty pushy -- I can forgive that if the tour is pretty good, but not when he was so mediocre. I guess Historic New Orleans Tours, on the other hand, must just have a great thing going with the guides they employ. After getting burned by Sam with Magic Tours, a couple days later we went back to Historic New Orleans Tours for the Garden District/Cemetery Tour. Randy wasn't available, but we had Jane instead -- and she was amazing. Once again, her knowledge of the area -- and of the people who had lived there in the 18th and 19th centuries and their culture -- was so deep and nuanced. Both she and Randy also gave great insights into the city today. Between Randy's tour of the French Quarter and Jane's tour of the Garden (American) District, I felt like I was left with a deeper and richer understanding of the city as a whole. I guess two out of three ain't bad -- but next time I will definitely look up Historic N.O. Tours and go with Randy and Jane! By the way, neither Jane nor Randy asked for customers to sing their praises as I have just done -- while in contrast Sam said, "If I did I good job, call my boss and tell him you liked Sam. But if I didn't do a good job, call everyone and say you didn't like . . . Bob." No, it wasn't funny, but it did underscore the difference in quality between these companies.