Twilight Package is a waste of money
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 3/19/12
Unfortunately, the experience began on a sour note. The driver was obnoxious and offensive. He asked me why I was alone. I explained my boyfriend was stationed in Kuwait and won't be back until August. He told me, "what happens in Hawaii, stays in Hawaii" (wink, nudge). If I was a violent person, I would've given him both barrels right in the crotch. Everyday, I pray for my boyfriend's safe return. I didn't even want to go on this vacation without him, but the trip was paid for long before we met. The journey itself did not get any better. It was 1 1/4 hour drive. The bus had NO air conditioning which made the ride awful. It felt like a hairdryer was blowing on my head. For goodness sake, even the city buses have air conditioning. The driver was non stop loud bantering using toilet humor and sexual innuendo in a pathetic attempt to keep us entertained. The silence on the bus was deafening. On occasion, someone let out a half hearted sympathy chuckle. I was able to visit 2 of the islands, and enjoyed watching a performer. The cast at the villages are enthusiastic and engaging. Dinner began at 5pm. I paid the the top tier feast because the website clearly states attendees would enjoy a traditional Hawaiian feast. I was surprised to find a buffet line that consisted of common food items such as sushi, turkey, eggplant parmesan, and spaghetti. Now, I don't claim to be a cultural expert, but I'm pretty sure spaghetti and meatballs is not authentic Polynesian cuisine. I thought there would be a pig roast, and asked a waiter about this. He told me that was being served at the Luau feast on the other side of the center. Granted, most of the food in the buffet was of decent quality, and there were a few items that seemed to be authentic Polynesian cuisine. But they were the exception. I expected it to be the other way around, mostly traditional cuisine with a few common food items. This made my dining experience disappointing. The show itself does not begin until 7:30pm. I don't know anyone who takes 2 1/2 hours to eat dinner. This wouldn't be an issue except the villages begin shutting down by 5pm, with the last attraction closing at 5:30pm. Interestingly enough, all the stores managed to stay open. The message I got from how this event is structured is the emphasis is more on getting you to buy their overpriced stuff, rather than entertain you. The show is why this review gets 2 stars instead of my finger. The story was very entertaining and the dancers mesmerizing. During intermission, I chatted with a fellow sitting next to me. He told me he paid for the Luau feast, (the same one the waiter told me the pig roast was at), and how disappointed he was with the meal. He told me there was no pig roast. It was common food, and not very good quality. It was an enlightening conversation. During intermission, people who paid for the higher level package could redeem their voucher for something called, "pineapple delight". Don't waste your money, people. It's cheap ice cream with canned fruitcocktail and food coloring dumped on it. I took a few bites then threw it away. The second half of the show was better than the first. The firedancers were the highlight of the entire experience. By the time the show ended at 9pm, everyone was loaded back on the bus by 9:30pm. I reached my hotel shortly before 11pm, completely exhausted and not very happy. My recommendation for those interested in the Polynesian Cultural Center, is to go see it, if you happen to be vacationing in the area. It's not worth the long painful drive in an unairconditioned bus. Don't do the Twilight package because you won't have time to thoroughly experience all the islands. Definitely do NOT sign up to do any of their feasts. It's a waste of money. You could pack some snacks to nibble while you're visiting the villages, then take your family out for a nice dinner for a fraction of the cost and get the exact same food.