Felt like Hawaii meets Las Vegas show and tour
We booked the Oahu Circle Island Tour & Prime Dining experience. The tour was more of a rush at every stop, giving the bus driver enough time for a quick cigarette and then load up again and head for the next cigarette break for him. Breaks were small and you didn't get to see much on the stops. The stop at the Dole plantation was more of a stop at the Dole plantation giftshop than getting to see anything of what's left of the plantations.
Getting to the actual Polynesian Cultural Center itself, we relized how cheesy the tour was going to be after entering, we were greeted with a LEI GREETING (the used fake leis and not real flowers), had our snapshot taken with performers from the show and then have the LEI taken away so they could place them on the next group of tourist coming in. Really, a $180 package per person for the tour and you can't even give out a real lei that would cost $5 at the most with them buying them in bulk? From this point on, the tour seemed too much like an assembly line.
After visiting six of the seven villages, they wrapped up the Center's tour by telling us to follow the signs to the dining experience we had chosen and that afterwards we could walk back to the theater for the show or take the canoe ride to it that would drop us off right at the entrance of the theater. I guess that I wasn't the only one disappointed by the experience when I overheard a older lady from the group ask, "How much are you going to charge for that?".
The "HA" breath of life show, storyline was good, but it felt more like a Las Vegas review show than a Hawaiian experience.
If the wife and I was to return to the Polynesian Cultural Center, we would skip the Island tour, bring our own leis and also wait to book from our hotel, as we seen the Polynesian Center tour, dinner and show for $60 a person instead of the $180 each that we paid.