Too Touristy
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 6/26/08
First, entirely too many people. You most certainly feel like cattle. We paid for the "Orchard level" and I would not waist money on an upgrade. All you get is a real lei, photo (which you still have to pay for), extra drink tickets and supposedly a flower parade entrance or something I wouldn't know because we couldn't hear what was going on. All these people everywhere on the grounds and no one on a microphone to announce what is happening. The pig removal was very dull and then they showed all the things that were going to be on the buffet-it was very strange. I thought the buffet was going to take long with all the people (we estimated at least 1,000), but I will say that went quickly. Overall, we felt like we were in Vegas rather than a beautiful, intimate luau. Our friends, who have been to Hawaii four times said they had never been to a luau like this one, and they didn't mean that as a compliment.