Don't eat here - unless you enjoy wasting your money...
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 5/18/07
Rubber chicken, paste gravy, the smell of mold, horrible singing, obviously fake stunts, loud music... the list goes on. These are a few reasons why I do not like Pirates Dinner show. Not too mention that you are forced to pay your waiter an addition 15% tip for every member of your party, on top of the already pricey tickets. Even kids have to pay a tip! Also, while a waitress was passing by, she spilled red sauce on my friend's shirt and pants. He was siting on the end of the rock hard bench, so he got drenched in the sauce. And, what did they bring out to wip up the sauce??? A used, ragged wash cloth. Also, after waiting through a dull pre-show and show, we thought the dessert might be ok, but it was a piece of apple pie smaller than any brownie I have ever seen before. The pie came with melted ice cream. I also tried to call back, and they soon hung up on me and my friend was there with me. So, pirates has a lot to work on, and until they do, I would suggest that you do not eat here.