Cowboy Dressed In Drag
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 7/8/07
Our guide was a man named Cowboy, but he was not only intoxicated (you could smell the alcohol) he was dressed in drag. The dark evening gown, long black hair and pale makeup did give him the appearance of an old witch, which set the tone; however, he stated that there was a bet, but he walked way to good in his stelletos and blotted his make up when he was hot, for this to have been a first time. My girls and I found the tour hot, and too long to have only covered 2 blocks. A nice story time for children, but 2 hours, heat and boredom kept us from enjoying the tour. I can't even tell you the last story or why we stood under the awning, because we stood then was told the story and when nothing happened, we lost interest. I think telling the story first would help build the expectations. All in all, the best part was shouting You're Doomed to the locals.