The Wonder of it All
The Los Angeles Zoo looks entirely different at night and that is where you now park to load yourself, after a lengthy wait, onto a bus that heads skyward to the new Observatory. A unremarkable bus ride, it creeps through Los Feliz and finally heads up the hills while the Mayor and a councilman remind you how wonderful it is going to be.
Arriving, there is nothing new to detect. It is the same magnificent art deco-ed palace perched on the perfect cliff in all of Los Angeles. The night is shimmering with lights, it's still a warm evening in yet another Indian Summer. Inside, it still looks very the same: That mysterious pendulum is still swinging, the Tesla lights are still crackling (when the exhibit is on) and the moon is still waxing and waning.
The Planetarium show is SOLD OUT. The only exhibit worth seeing, on this second night of reopening is sold out...how? Disappointed children and unhappy mothers return to their strollers. The unsympathetic guards and staff who hold reign at the entrance make sure no one enters. And its odd, there isn't after 93 million, a printed program, a brochure to explain the place anywhere. If you're going for the planetarium show, find out how to book it in advance, or maybe call your councilman.
What is new is to be found down below in the "Gunther Depths". Two floors of exhibits and theater, it holds the most fascination. The Leonard Nimoy Event Horizon Theatre (or the LNEHT for short and sanity) is a 23 minute documentary on the history of the observatory told with wry wit and humor from one-time Vulcan himself, Leonard Nimoy.
The big news is that the park and the observatory were donated by a generous philantropist with the redundant name of Griffith Griffith. It's a quick 23 minute, enjoyable not without some astounding facts.
Spoiler coming: The Observatory was literally raised to build the new floors below.
The exhibits are well thought out, full of information and a string of planets, our solar system, presumably to scale, reveal the enormous size of Jupiter and Saturn and the pea size of that soon-to-be-forgotten dwarf planet Pluto. Looking at the nine planets, and seeing that one orb, rich with color, dancing with clouds and shadows one cannot help but wonder, why? And the sad part is, that is the only time you really wonder. Because what is missing in the 93 million dollar in renovation is something that money cannot buy, MAGIC. There is no magic in the exhibits, there is no magic in the enormous Gottleib Transit Corridor, which simply looks like a rather large wallpaper. There is no magic only science. And the irony is that on the way back, on that tired bus, on a small monitor, astronaut Buzz Aldrin appears, and in a five speech, he utters, senses, reveals the magic of space exploration, of the vastness of space, the unique position the Earth holds in an endless galaxy. He gets the magic, the observatory, sadly, doesn't.