Los Wackos
My family and I had some good times in Puerto Vallarta, but we did not enjoy this experience at all. It just seemed like we were taken for a ride. A cruise to Los Arcos left a bad taste in our collective mouth, literally and figuratively.
We were on a ship called "Sarape", one of many similar ships being operated in the Banderas Bay.
The water in the bay was nothing to write home about. Some murky, some cloudy and some clear. Blue green emerald water of paradise it was not!
The ship we were on was very poorly maintained and very unsanitary. It was spewing out dark black ashes onto the decks all throughout the cruise. The crew pretended that it didn't usually happen and tried to wipe the ashes from the seats, but our swims suits and shirts were already infected with the black ashes from the Deep.
The food offered was, well, even our kids missed their high school cafeteria food. At least, the food is clean at our high shcools. Am I right??
Snorkling was ....... Exactly!!. It was not what I would call snorkling. The water was barely visible. Yes, we could see some fish but we could have done that in our living room aquarium. On top of that, we were given such a short time, we barely had time to look down and look up once.
Oh, we did see some real fish of sorts. There were many sharks circling around us all the time. I am sorry I am not talking about the sharks in the water. The cruise is designed to extract as much money as possible from our pockets. Every stop they made, there were people waiting to hound us until we paid for something. At one stop, people were carrying live Iguanas so that we could take pictures with them. One picture - five Dollars! There was this cute four or five year old girl with sad eyes with an iguana on her hand saying "Picture, five dollars." I would have taken a picture for her except for her parents, I assume, lurking behind her to snatch the money away.
Oh, by the way, everyone must pay $1.50 to get into the Port where one must spend a fortune to get on to one of these wacky cruises so that one can spend even more money later. You must tip the crew at the end of the trip, of course!
I am sure some people had better experience than we did, and I suppose that if one wishes to enjoy more, one could have a private cruise. But it will cost even more money!
All truth, nothing but the truth! Enjoy!!