honest opinon
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 10/24/11
LISTEN UP PEOPLE!!!! THIS IS THE STRAIGHT DOPE!! and i didn't say that cause I am the coolest teenager ever, I'm the lamest adut to ever speak the truth.I live beside Schwartz's deli and Main deli and i know that the neighborhood smoked meat rivaly is more intense than a habs leafs playoff game. Some locals even claim that both delis are owned by the same family and they set out to cause the commotion to generate business. They claim to have seen delivery trucks from the same meat provider delivering the same meat to each deli.................. This is all Bull! - Lony!
The truth is Schwartz's deli invented Montreal smoked meat just for the fact that they were smoking meat in Montreal before anyone else had the idea to call it "" Montreal "". smoked meat rather than just plain "smoked meat". For those a little slower, L.A could have smoked meat and called L.A Smoked meat but they didn't think of it first.
This is not to degrade what is known as Montreal smoked meat, because I have yet to find such deliciousness anywhere in my travels. Anyway...............
Schwartz's deli has the best " Montreal " smoked meat in the world because they invented it! It just so happens to be the tastiest smoked meat in the world. Even if it tasted like crap, it would still be { by default } the best standard to measure the greatness of "Montreal " smoked meat.
So with all that in mind you, like I do, everyday, you should get your sandwich from Schwartz's deli, provided there is not a gigantic line of tourists waiting to get their well deserved " Best Montreal smoked meat sandwich in the world" ....I will get what they all came for another day cause i live around the corner. But even if the enthusiastic beef connoisseurs from around the world are not in my way, then i will take my heavenly sandwich, eat it, and then cross the street to the "Main Deli" and have the best cole slaw, dill pickles, cheese burgers, steaks {rib steak dinner}, ribs { a gigantic beef rib molasses heaven that Barney Rubble could not duplicate}, a fantatsic variety of poutines, salads, and fries { with the mandatory " secret" heinz 57 sauce {not Ketchup} all available 24-7.
In conclusion I would recommend Schwartz's deli for smoked meat sandwich but for anything other than that, The Main is your spot for 24 hour supremacy on ALL DELI, DINER MEALS,
ENOUGH SAID
MAIN KICKS DINER ASS!!