Resist the urge
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 3/26/07
I had read the reviews, so I thought this might be a nice place to take my girlfriend her first night in town, and I made reservations online. The sepia photographs on the menu with quotes like "come to home / come to darna" gave me pangs of doubt, but our intrepid gastro explorer resisted his urge to leave sailed on not realizing he had already passed the culinary river styxx, ferried across by the tri-headed warnings of silly movies on website, funny menu and general bad feelings from the moroccan decor matched with traditional over-done tables.
For dinner we ordered the mixed salads to start. The cucumber and potato salads reminded me of the ones my grandmother makes and were passable (though hardly the exotic morrocan dishes we were expecting), and these were accompanied by some bland red mush that I am certain came directly from the prepackaged plastic containers in the supermarket. The salads came with fresh backed warm dark bread, while soft and moist lacked any flavor.
For the main course, we ordered lamb tangines, one with fruit and the other with onions and raisins. While both were good, neither was mindblowing or even excellent.
Dessert I cannot write about, because after our main course was served we did not see the waiter for the next hour. When the room had subsequently emptied, I had to hunt down the waiter for the check, who I found sitting at a table drinking with the other waiters. When the check was delivered, the maitre-d slurred that I should add gratuity, but a 12.5% gratuity had already been clearly marked. If restaurants were rated in terms of Chutzpah, they deserve an A+.
Final Rating: Food:S, ED, Price: B
Definitions:
S: Salty enough to send your grandmother to an early grave
ED: Explosive Diarrhea
B: All about the benjamins