What is going on here??!!!
We were first time visitors to Rome (February 2008) and we very much looking forward to eating authentic Italian food so we surfed the Internet & came across so many excellent reviews of Der Pallaro that we thought it was a 'must'. It took us a good 45 minutes to find the restaurant, down a very inconspicuous backstreet off the Campo Del Fiori, but we didn't mind as we were looking forward to the culinary delights awaiting us! We were taken to a table & advised that they offered only a set menu. We said we knew this and had come a long way for it! Didn't really get a reaction from the waiter except to ask whether we wanted red or white wine. We asked for red. Instantaneously, the wine arrived in a carafe, along with olives and a bread basket. So far so good! Shortly our first 'antipasti' course arrived. This consisted of 4 side plates: slices of parma ham & salami on one; on another was cold slices of aniseed flavoured chicory, as though it had been soaked in Pernod; on another was lentils in a thick dark brown sauce, cold; and on the fourth plate were 4 small potato dough balls in breadcrumbs and 2 meatballs in breadcrumbs - these were warm. Together with the olives and bread, our table was now looking pretty busy, with a menagerie of odd food stuffs which didn't really go together but we ate most of it - although the cold hard aniseed chicory was not the best and nor were the cold lentils in gravy. However we remained open minded at this point, and still excitedly curious about what was to follow. Second course was pasta - a bowl of large penne in tomato sauce, which was tasty if not rather salty. At least it was warm! And so to the main.... this consisted of 4 side plates - dumped on our table in haste (as were all the courses). The first side plate had the meat - 2 small slices of veal - between them they'd be just enough to make a sandwich. They were warm and had obviously been in gravy as there was still gravy on them. And to accompany the slices of veal - hmmm.... well on the next side plate were four small mozzarella balls - straight out the fridge, and looking a little lost in the middle of the plate; on the third plate we had some bright green mashed/pureed broccoli - again straight out the fridge (just as broccoli should be, don't you think) and the piece de resistance, the crowning glory..... a plate of crisps!!! They weren't just any crisps though - they were handcooked - bit like kettle crisps except they hadn't been cooked for long enough so they were bendy and floppy in the middle. A fine accompaniment to any meal. We each ate our slice of veal, I tried to make an indent in the portion of cold pureed broccoli whilst popping in the mozzarella balls. Once the plates were cleared, desert promptly followed: two cold slices of custard flan - more flan that custard & the flan was quite heavy and to be honest a bit stale. The final gastro-delight of the evening - as we chomped on our stale flan, the waitress dropped off a couple of shot glasses of orange coloured liquid. I wasn't sure if perhaps they were to go on the flan to moisten it up but they weren't. Instead, what they were, or certainly what they tasted of was slightly diluted orange cordial! Definitely no alcohol involved! It kind of summed up the whole dining experience - completely weird and unsatisfying. We got the bill, paid and left - the whole event had cost us about 50 Euros and taken about an hour as the courses had been hurried out with no waiting time in between. We simply can't justify how any cuisine anywhere in the world can put together the components of that meal and enjoy it. It was truly BIZARRE. So what is going on? How come previous reviewers of this restaurant have stated that their meal was the highlight of their trip to Rome causing them to return again and again??