Art Wonderful Guards Rude and Offensive
Today, I went to the Seattle Museum of art. The art was beautiful and tasteful and exquisitely laid out. However, some of the guards were offensive, intimidating, and rude. I managed to avoid any confrontation with them by meticulously ignoring their confrontational behavior. One guard followed me out of the gallery. I was wearing a Herringbone suit, with dress pants, and dress shoes. I was, also, wearing a miniature military award and rosettes indicative of my membership in certain hereditary societies. Most of the other patrons were dressed much more informally. I suggest that, given the aforementioned, the museum is somewhat declase.