Boring, boring, boring
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 10/16/09
I had been looking forward to a trip on the Great Mississippi, so we booked our 2 hour trip on arrival at Memphis. I was hoping to see some of the river and travel a few miles on it, after all, 2 hours is a long time. Not so; The boat left its dock and proceeded to chug at 1 mph whilst someone gave a monotone over the speaker system about history that I could have read on the Internet. After reaching the first bridge several hundred yards downstream, it turned around and headed for a point just off the mouth of the inlet where the dock is. We then marked time for over 45 minutes whilst the voice on the speaker system went on and on, even repeating the same old story about the new dock, in fact I actually fell asleep for a few minutes. This was not the river trip that I was hoping for and I felt ripped off and disappointed. The only conclusion I can make about this is that having got your money, they wanted to spend as little on fuel as possible, hoping their rather elderly passengers wouldn’t notice.