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Orv's is the worst frozen pizza on the market! The only reason people buy it is because of the price, they are usually on sale for either 6 for $10 or $5 for $10. Their crust is terrible, it might be made from hardened Elmer's glue, it tastes very strange. The Toppings are made from straight up chemicals. Their cheese is not Real as their logo might suggest, the logo REAL is actually a company that produces fake cheese, it's filled with oil and chemicals and has the same consistency as cheese, but with a really bad flavor. I always thought Jack's was kind of gross, but I'll take Jack's any day over Orv's. I'm about ready to puke just thinking about eating Orv's. I like the story of how Orv's came about, Uncle Orv found some cardboard in his basement in the 1950's, he put a thin layer of his secret sauce (ketchup) on the cardboard, and then topped it off with cheese(elmer's Glue and Oil) and he found some rabbit turds in the front lawn that he used as sausage, he baked it and everyone loved his pie, but the story didn't tell you that the whole town was inbred's.