Go someplace that cares
Definately not on a weekday. $30 for a bikini lapdance, for a 3 minute song (and hold you for longer). While insulting you (and your fat wife)the whole time.
Two girls working, with two song breaks in between, staring at an empty stage for 10 minutes. With those two girls sitting with their 'regulars' when they are offstage. And when one does do a lapdance for them (and they bother to tell the DJ), "Ah, that's a five song break". Smooth, DJ.
Those two girls couldn't look more disinterested. Try a little, honey.
Stay away. Go downtown. Hustler is much better, even Scores. Hell, there is more and better to look at at Hooters or Tilted Kilt.