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C'mon, folks. You're in a city bustling with culture, class and perhaps 20 million authentic Italian restaurants - and you chose to visit Olive Garden on Times Square?? Are you nuts?
Of course, the Olive Garden takes a prime seat in Times Square with a lot of other American mainstays. (Bubba Gumps, Hard Rock Cafe, and TGI Fridays are all neighbors.) The ambience is of screaming children, and midwestern tourists wearing pink sweats or designer t-shirts three sizes too small. The view of the roller-rink of tourisitic Times-Square out the window may reward you with an occasional glimpse of the Naked Cowboy while you munch on the garlic sticks reminiscent of half the restaurants in unimaginitive suburbia. Then the main course - ALL YOU CAN EAT GERIATRIC-FLAVORED PASTA! Yum! I'm sure you loved caffeteria food growing up and have a slight digestive problem that means you need flavorless food - but what on earth posesses you to eat four tons of it? Isn't that thong sticking out of your sweat pants painful enough?
The world famous 'Restaurant Row' is merely a block away on 46th Street. On the otherhand, if you're wearing a fanny pack, pink sweats which showcases the top of your thong, and a lovely 'juicy' t-shirt three sizes too small, please do stay at the Olive Garden! New Yorkers really don't want to run into you while dining on their truly authentic Italian gnocci.