By A Yahoo! Contributor, 8/20/08
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ... DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ...
THE BOATHOUSE WAS A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT ...
WENT THIS EVENING WITH MY MOM AND DAD - SENIOR CITIZENS WHO FOR DIETARY REASONS EAT VERY LITTLE IN THE EVENING SO THEY USUALLY SPLIT A DINNER ... THE BOATHOUSE CHARGED THEM $5 FOR AN EXTRA PLATE AND THE PAELLA WAS MEDIOCRE AT BEST ...
ONE OF MY DAUGHTERS HAD TERRIYAKI CHICKEN & SHRIMP AND SHE WAS ONLY MILDLY DISAPPOINTED THOUGH THE SHRIMP WERE WAY OVERCOOKED - VERY TOUGH
MY OTHER DAUGHTER CHOSE SHRIMP SCAMPI OVER LINGUINE ... AGAIN, THE SHRIMP WERE WAY OVERCOOKED AND THE PASTA UNDERCOOKED ...
MY NIECE CHOSE FISH AND CHIPS AND THEY WERE OKAY, BUT HER BROTHERS' DINNERS, A BURGER OFF THE KIDS' MENU WENT UNTOUCHED AND A BOWL OF PASTA THAT CAME WITH A BOWL OF KETCHUP YET WITHOUT THE REQUESTED BUTTER WERE ALSO VERY DISAPPOINTING!
THE $10 PLATE OF FRIED CALAMARI WAS PATHETIC ... A FEW RINGS THROWN ONTO A PLATE WITH WHAT LOOKED LIKE REMNANTS OF ROASTED RED PEPPERS
MY PENNE ALLA VODKA WAS NOT AT ALL PENNE ALLA VODKA, BUT SOMETHING ELSE THAT WAS LOUSY ... MINE DID NOT COME WITH THE STEAMED VEGGIE OF THE DAY (BROCCOLI) BECUASE THERE WERE NINE PEAS IN THE BOWL ... WHEN I ASKED FOR SOME PARMIGIANO, THEY BROUGHT ME A TINY PLASTIC CUP FILLED WITH SOME STALE CHEESE ...
THE SERVICE WAS ONLY FAIR, AND THE ATMOSPHERE WOULD HAVE BEEN LOVELY (IT IS A BEAUTIFUL SETTING) BUT IT WAS SO LOUD!! IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO HOLD CONVERSATION WITH THE PERSON ACROSS THE TABLE WITHOUT SHOUTING
WHY WAS THE RADIO ON? WE COULDN'T HEAR IT OVER THE MANY, MANY DINERS WHO FILLED THE OVERCROWDED BOATHOUSE ...
AN 18% GRATUITY FOR PARTIES OVER 7 IS ALMOST STANDARD, BUT THE SERVICE SHOULD WARRANT SUCH A TIP ... HERE IT DID NOT ...
ON THE WAY OUT I COULDN'T HELP BUT ASK ONE OF THE WAITRESSES IF SHE GOES HOME EACH NIGHT WITH A POUNDING HEADACHE BECAUSE OF THE VOLUME AT THIS PLACE ... SHE LOOKED AT ME AS THOUGH I HAD TWO HEADS ... IN RETROSPECT I'M THINKING SHE COULDN'T HEAR ME
DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ... DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ...
THE BOATHOUSE LONG BEACH ISLAND, NEW JERSEY WAS A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT