I step through the front door, and the maedels greeted me on hands and knees. The Maitre'd had a warme wilkomme for mich. It was splendid experience. The cappies tooked my luggage and escorted me too mi room. I gaved him $50.00 He was forever grateful. My wief enjooyed herself. It was ekspensive butt welworth it. It was the best inthe west of all hotelz. I liked it. And rectummend it.
Sinsurly, Herr Grabenkirche