the rooms are dilapidated and feel dirty
the pool is ice cold
the food stinks

I stayed at the Hotel Tivoli in Novemeber, 2006 and arrived (after driving six hours from Spain) to find that the company I booked my room through had only booked one room versus the two I required. The staff were very courteous and able to give me the same rate (cheap!) for both rooms. Throughout our stay (four single women) we were catered to ...

Maybe it's just me, but Tivoli Lisboa seemed a bit stuffy for a carefree American traveler. It's expensive and full of itself; rooms are small. I don't feel we got the value we paid for.