It provides people something to do cause really there is not very much else to do around here in this town. League bowling is extremely fun and the staff for the most part is pleasant.

Because it doesn't. Like the inverse of a sphere, (the 4th dimension) this place is a vaccuum. The floor is not sticky, per-say, it's more tacky, like fly paper, and tastes similar. Plus, the bar sells drinks on sunday morning! and that means we can hold our church services here! We love it.

-Members of the Church of Satan

THE STAFF IS FRIENDLY. THE LANES OPERATE WELL. CHEAPER THAN GOING TO THE MOVIES. THEY ALSO HAVE A LOUNGE AND AN ARCADE. IF THIS AIN'T ENOUGH AND YOU LIKE SMALL BALLS, THEY ALSO HAVE A POOL TABLE. JUST GIT R CLOSE TO A HOLE AND WATCH IT ROLL IN.