Onlookers is a unique experience. The joy I got out of watching the "employees" use the "services" I payed for was a true thrill. It's quite a novel idea really: You pay they play. I tried to keep this theme going for the rest of my vacation. I went out to dinner later and payed the waiter to eat my food while I watched ...

My recommendation is to stay far away from here and stay home to masturbate instead because either way, you are ultimately just screwing yourself. Words cannot describe what a scam this place is nor how dangerous their go-carts are. Actually, why call them go-carts when all they do is stop? We bought "unlimited ride passes" but most in ...

The Management loves the Manual Override function of the karts, especially when danger is imminent. My friend was stalled on a hill with a 40% grade. Once rolling backwards on the hill, his brakes were disabled and steering ability was severely compromised. Meanwhile all other carts in his vicinity were immediately increased to full throttle and ...

Do not go to Jolly Rogers Splash Mountain.
It is overpriced, dirty and poorly managed. Between admission, drinks and snacks my son, five friends and I paid well over $300 for an afternoon. The lines for the rides were unreasonably long. For example, we waited over 40 minutes for one ride that lasted approximately 30 seconds.
The bathrooms ...

We were sadly mistaken when we chose Jolly Roger (Splash Mountain) 30th Street location as our last activity on our vacation. We paid $130 admission for myself, husband and 4 kids to SPLASH from 3-6pm.. We rented a locker for $13 (got $5 back for deposit) We didn't even have the chance to put all of our belongings in the locker when the ...

I took my family in July to the waterpark - what a mistake! I suppose they have a policy that does not limit the amount of people they let in and as a result the slides are so crowded it takes an hour or more of waiting in the sun to go down a 45 second ride. I watched from the outside all week and the lines were the same. For a family of 4 we were ...

We arrived that day expecting a clean , safe fun filled day at the park with our 12 yr old daughter and our friends and their 6 yr olds . We were there at opening so one would expect the park to be fresh and clean ....... Only to find disgustingly dirty bathroom upon opening of the park - dirty , cloudy water , a life guard asleep at his station in ...

We went to the Jolly Roger and we had a horrible time. We were there for 5 hours and had about 5 minutes of fun. Even if it doesn't look crowded the lines take forever and you don't get to go on hardly any of the slides. This is not an exaggeration, some people even went to the manager to complain and they were treated rudely. Don't waste your time here.

I failed to present my discount coupons to the Speed World cashier at the beginning of the transaction, so the cashier refused to accept them. Talking to the manager was no better. He simply refused to help. They had already swiped my credit card, so there was "nothing they could do." I asked what would happen if I refused to sign the ...