After reading the negative reviews here I was hesitant to visit, but I couldn't resist a sample. The place was actually pretty clean for number of people there. The bathrooms were better than expected. I ask a bathroom attendant there and was told they remodeled recently. The bathroom guy I'm sure helps keep the place tolerable.
I went on ...
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By A Yahoo! Contributor, 07/01/09
Despite all my friends' warnings about how horrible and overrated this place is, I did want to go to a place that was "the biggest nightclub" in the U.S. I paid the outrageous $25 cover and walked in. The time people must come here is on Spring Break, when they clearly take all the cool pictures you see. When we went on a weekend in ...
Went there during Thunder Beach and watched the wet t-shirt contest and that was the only thing happening there. Someone had puked in the pool and when I told staff they just ignored me. Rude staff members and you wait forever to get a drink (way overpriced). Place sucks. Go to Ms. Newbys.
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By A Yahoo! Contributor, 03/18/09
i might've went on a bad night, but a $20 cover charge for a sausage fest... no thanks
By far the worst experience of my life. The bartenders are as old if not older than the club. There was no light in the bathroom. Mostly guys. Party with thousands of pissed off people. Biggest scam of Panama City Beach!!
Club La Vela loves their trademark slogan: party with thousands. However, after visiting experiencing this club first hand, I think they should change it to Club la Vela: circle jerk with a hundred dudes. Not only is the girl to guy ratio here terrible, but the staff is very unfriendly, the clientelle consists of steriod sandwich eating ...
Wow, this bar is horrible! I was there durring the busiest week of Spring Break and the place was pretty empty (tons of douche bag guys). Ive been to this club twice, and both times it was horrible. The cover is $25 and it is def not worth it. This was by far the biggest let down in my 4 years of spring breaks. Ive partied all over the country ...
Party with thousands? There was nobody there. Busiest week of spring break. The club was terrible. $14 for a drink. $2.75 for a glass of water. $1.75 for a glass of ice (I asked). They told me to drink pool water. They must love their customers if they want them to drink out of the pool.
This club is annoying, I was 17 when I went and it was all ages night for the Ying Yang Twins concert. No one informed me that if you're under 21 you get kicked out at 12am. So I paid $25 and went at likw 11 with my sister and some friends. She was of age and she went to go get a drink and some lady told me to leave, I didn't understand, ...
too many girl...you would think there would be tons of guys because the club is so big...but no...tons of drunk sloppy girls hangin on me tryin to get me to dance