Went to the one in San Antonio and obviously there aren't as many sarcastic people working there as they hoped. Boring and the food is way over priced for what little you get. Jokes were too lame to even try to fake a laugh at.

WE WENT THERE THIS PAST MONDAY HUNGED OUT @ BAR MET BARTENDER MIKE AND ANTHONY THEY WERE AWSOME HOPE TO SEE THEM IN THE FUTURE THEY JOKED WITH US AND HAD A GREAT TIM WITH THOSE TWO JUST WANT TO LET THEM KNOW THAT THEY WEREGREAT

I liked that this place was so convenient to the river walk and our waitress was great. She kept calling my spoiled rotten little sis 'princess' and was real condescending to her. She asked for a knife and the waitress told her she needed to 'share' and gave her mine with much fanfare and eyerolling. I immensely enjoyed that, sis ...

The atmosphere was GREAT, service was great and the food that we did get tasted good, but every good thing has its downfalls right? The downfall to this place: it is way expensive for what you get!

My girlfriend and I, celebrating our anniversary in San Antonio stop at Dicks Last Resort because we had heard some good things about it. Like I said ...

overall everything was awesome had a blast with two great individuals.I MOST CERTAINLY RETURN AGAIN AND AGAIN LOVE YOU ALL.HOPE TO GO BACK THIS SUMMER PROBABLY IN JULY .BUT OVERALL JOKES WERE AWESOME SARCASIM WAS GREAT DICK'S IS GREAT!

When we walked in the door and the waitress growled at us, we knew we belonged! I haven't laughed that much in a long time. If you can laugh at yourself (and others), do not miss it. It's even better after a "Big Ass Beer".

If you don't have a sense of humor, don't go, you won't be missed.

If you are a serious person who can't take a joke then obviously this place is not for you. I loved it! I had a lot of fun. If you love to eat good food and joke around, then i recommend Dick's Last Resort.

Dick's was a very fun experience especially the first time. People say the service is bad....of course it is...it's the resturant's gimmick. Many people love it including Dennis Rodman who I used to see there all the time. The food is decent, but well worth the time you have while going there. If you don't want to experience what Dick's really is, then go to the Hard Rock Cafe. Dick's isn't for the faint of heart.

The food is consistently good and the service fun. With a view of the river, it's a great way to spend lunch when the value of the food is wonderful.