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HELL on Earth: Run by Hateful MuslimsIf you like: Hateful Muslims, rude customer service, GROSS rooms with pubic hairs in the shower, bad plumbing, a toilet that is extremely fragile and you can't flush anything but water down (and still be extra careful), the smell of cigarette smoke, weeds, and just a terrible experience.....then PATIO MOTEL is the perfect place to stay. ...SHOW FULL REVIEW
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worst place on earththe people working did not speak english nasty room smelled like feet lots of nats worst place in the world dirty shower dirty covers just nasty please dont do it to yourself hated the people workingOVERALLServiceCleanlinessLocationValue
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Horrible StayThe mattress was concave and hard: you could feel the springs waiting to bust out.
the towels provided were like kitchen rags.
there was hair stuck on the bathroom wall.
It smelled like cigarette smoke.
No warning given to customers about the two channels of continuous hardcore porn.
One of the windows was open and there were overgrown weeds going into the room.
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For those who like oddities, old timey stuff, and kitsch lovers, here's your motel!The Patio Motel is a good 'ol faithful. In an age where everything has gone upscale and we're obsessed with clearing away everything unseemly to sanitize everything, it's good to have a motel like the Patio. The sign is fantastic - a real classic. And the outdated, ugly decor with an air of unseemliness even, that makes it even better. ...6 of 7 Yahoo! Users found this review helpfulSHOW FULL REVIEWOVERALL
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