Majahuitas Resort, Puerto Vallarta

This is what a Mexican vacation should be about. If you love big resorts with huge pools surrounded by bikini clad babes -- go to Vegas. Margo was our hostess for five incredible days. 12 of my friends and I (almost) bought out the resort, which is a wonderful idea for large groups. The beaches are immaculate thanks to the twice daily gooming and cleaning by the staff. The beach umbrellas and lounge chairs were perfectly situated for a perfect view of the cove and to keep us within the line-of-sight of Javier or Geronimo (our bartenders). Within moments of dropping our flags, they attended to whatever need we had -- even if that was challenging Javier to a game of volleyball (very fun, but do not place a wager). Once the sun goes down, only the candle-lit pathways guide you back to your open air cabanas. Very beautiful and perfect for the adventurous honeymooners. The best part of the entire experience was the food. Our chefs were fantastic, and right on every time. Whether it was perfectly prepared octupus or succulent and juicy steaks -- they know their way around a kitchen. The food rivals the best restaraunts in Puerto Vallarta.