AVOID AT ALL COSTS. COMPLETE NIGHTMARE.
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 12/28/11
I've never been treated this badly at a hotel. Yelp reviews can be overblown, so let me preface this. I'm a married mid-30s professional, responsible, polite and articulate, as are my wife and our friend.
We made the mistake of showing up at the hotel with two bottles of wine (and three responsible adults).
We checked in at the desk, and were accosted by security staff on the way to our room. Apparently, the Valencia has a "no outside alcohol" policy. It wasn't clearly disclosed on the website, or through the booking site. The official explanation is that the policy exists because they have a liquor license. We were harassed because they wanted to maximize our spend during our stay. Good times.
We checked in at the front desk, carrying overnight bags, a big box of christmas gifts and a couple bottles of wine in a grocery bag. The security guard present watched us check in, and then waited for us to sign all of the paperwork and walk to the elevator before physically blocking our access to the elevator. He then questions us police-style, accusing us -- rather than politely informing us of the policy and offering to assist -- of having alcohol on us. He was condescending and rude, and actively escalating what would have otherwise been a complete non-issue (I had no problem with ordering some drinks from room service). He made sure to point out that the policy was in the contract that he watched us sign (you know, before saying anything to us).
After a brief conversation, we physically offered him the bag of wine. He threw up his hands, refusing to take it. He pointed at the counter and informed us that we needed to get back in line and check the items. We were annoyed (justifiably), but we're nice people, and remained reasonably polite.
The situation is getting tense (again, the security guard is the one escalating things). I ask our friend if he wants to stay downstairs while we drop our stuff off, and I'll walk back out to the car with him (we weren't really convinced we'd get the wine back, and wanted the option of taking it elsewhere -- we had already made plans to meet up with his sister and her friend for a drink at our hotel, thinking it would be more pleasant than the Marriott she was staying at).
Our friend sits down on the couch with the wine, and says to us that he feels like he's in junior high school. He's annoyed at the situation and the policy, which is totally reasonable.
The security guard stands over him and demands the he explain himself. Seriously. This guy is clearly itching to hurt someone, and trying to provoke us into giving him any minuscule justification. We're all intimidated and extremely wary at this point. Aren't we supposed to be guests here? WTF.
I try to diffuse the situation, and say to the guy "Hey, how about we leave our friend and the wine in the lobby while we drop our shit off upstairs, and we'll come right back and walk it out to the car?". He gets in my face and is like "Shit? Excuuuuse me?". I'm blown away. He's pretending to be offended and looking for an opportunity to mess with us.
We run upstairs (I was a little queasy about leaving our friend at this point), toss our stuff in the room and run back. This takes maybe a minute or two. At this point, there are three security guards upstairs, the guard is standing over our friend -- who's still just sitting on the couch in the lobby.
We grab our friend, who wants to know the guard's name. When he asks, the two other security guards (one of whom was older, and appeared to be the superior) start moving around behind him. There's a lot of non-verbal intimidation going on here, and these guys all have each other's backs. We've entered the twilight zone. You can't make this stuff up. The security guard refuses to give his name -- "You can call me Mister Security Man", and instructs our friend to address any complaints to the front desk.