WARNING,WARNING, ESPECIALLY ELDERLY TRAVELERS!!
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 4/21/10
This place has a solid reputation.....with the police. This is NOT a hotel for travelers.. Beware the unsuspecting who happen to see and believe the ad in the Juneau Travel and Planning Guide which has the audacity to allow this ghetto to be advertised as a 'gem' with all the modern conveniences and having the 'charm of european style rooms' If you enjoy hard core drunks,addicts,loose women and,degenerates and loud loose mouths at all hours, cops (seems the 'regulars' are either going to,just got out of or are trying to avoid jail/prison)- and ambulances hauling off the (a) drunks (b) addicts (c) mentally ill,(d) probation or parole violators et al hey, this might be the place for you. You may also enjoy the dissolving floors and mold in the bathrooms and showers(you want HOT water? Not.) the dryers that don't work-$12.00 will get you damp with a touch or residual something smoke, disgusting microwaves with baked on, I don't know...... Fluffy, and descending floors you can just ride on down during an earthquake-appointments to the rooms include filthy carpets,matching stains and cigerette burns and an assortment of different colored hairs in their glorious textures on the sheets and blankets, scented with 100 years of stale booze, cigerettes,mold and the...,who knows occassional rotting corpse (?)-an olfactory treat for sure, and various broken window views of 'the trash that lies beneath' There is no complimentary anything,no soap,or water glass at the chipped sink,the latest in stolen towels, no private bathrooms, and if you're lucky there might be tp in the shared bathrooms to wipe your a........ctually,better bring your own.Daily room housekeeping? Comp coffee? Oh go on I love a sense of humour!!!Did I mention the bar? At one side or back of the building take your pick- there is a bar- where the rude,crude, and lewd gather to smoke..outside and carry on LOUD conversation from midnight on caring not about anyone wanting to SLEEP-but does anyone check in here to 'sleep'?So if you're not dealing with the ' inmates' sorry 'guests' at night with their grotesque cacaphony of screaming f... n s... snorts, grunts,hacking up ......... (let your imagination soar) demonic gibberish, and ooh-la-la,you're contending with the neanderthals below--dude. Did I mention the place is haunted (?) the 'spirits' around the bar area however are well behaved for the most part-they don't have to go to hell they're already here. It's a sham uh shame because this place does have history and could have been a very clean, decent of historical interest budget hotel if it had been kept up-the owner I'm told is a slum lord and never refunds anyone their money. I'm always up for an adventure but don't Ju....neau I won't ever venture to this dump again, and neither should you.