We stumbled upon this hidden gem after a full night of driving. We managed to negotiate with the ever-friendly Pakistani manager for a price of 55$ - what a steal! I should have known how cleanly the rooms would prove to be after noticing immaculate his bullet proof glass window/key slot appeared. And how! After finding our room, we opened to find a quaint little abode that didn't wreak of piss, ejaculator or cigarettes. After smiling to my beautiful wife at the late-night bargain we had stumbled upon, we both decided to take a tubby in the elegant, and very modern bathroom. Nothing gets the smell of Jersey off the body like a soak in a nice mold-free tub! Room service brought up a bottle of their finest champagne selection - on the house! After a romp in the tub we decided to retire for the night... can you say devine?! Our sleep was so peaceful that I had to tear off the sheets and plastic piss-cover to learn the brand of such a fine matress; Sealy postrampedic!? After a wonderful nights stay, batteries recharged, we left the motel only to find warm coffee and donuts at the check out desk. After a friendly exchange we were on our way! WOULD RECOMMEND TO MY OWN GRANDMOTHER!
(just kidding this place was like a fucking bad acid trip)
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