The Penn Aire Is PERFECT!!!
For anybody who grew up in a ghetto, the Penn Aire is perfect! The rooms come standard with broken toilets, freezing showers, unapproved electrical wiring, dirty sheets, blood stains on the carpet and the smell of pet urine.
Pets are also welcome free of charge! If you don't have a pet, you can choose from one of the motels many neglected dogs and cats.
Wether you are addicted to crack, smack, uppers, downers, dope, booze, gambling or hookers, you can find it all at the Penn Aire!
I would recommend this motel to anybody from thugs, drug dealers and drug addicts to homeless people, wanted inmates or even that crazy neighbor you want to get rid of!