A serious disappointment
OK, so here's the dissent among the accolades. Soneva/ Evason/ Six Senses is the quirkiest, most self-indulgent resort brand in the world. They have a fanatic commitment to ecology, which I love in theory but sadly find silly given the extremes to which they take it and the minimal impact it has. Everything about it is kitsch: the rustic villas (sticks with the bark still on them?), the cheesy restaurant, the self-righteousness that comes with all this. The food, incidentally, is relentlessly mediocre, approximately the quality of a Club Med, or perhaps not as good. I mean that comparison absolutely literally. (And they think their food is so wonderful!...As my husband remarked: "One feels embarrassed for them.") The over-water villas are like bad 1960s bachelor pads; compare this to the Four Seasons, and it's like an immature amateur playing at creating a luxury resort. They fancy themselves eco-luxury. They're not. They're kitsch luxury with a (leftist) ideological streak (a right wing ideological streak would be just as bad; this one simply happens to be the leftist kind), whose impulse to dictatorship is shown in their ripping your shoes from your feet and not giving them back to you till you leave. So everyone is barefoot! Isn't it quaint?! Isn't it just scrumptous? No, it's not. It's intrusive, overbearing, and reeks of falseness and artificiality. People should be led by a beautiful, relaxing resort to remove their shoes on their own, not have them taken away Soviet-style. To avoid at all cost.