I smell B.S. from a lot of these \"reviews\"!!
First off, either many/MOST of you either work for other resorts and are trying to bash the GPB to gain customers, or many of you are shallow/fickle/obnoxious/arrogant/self loathing/self absorbed "people". Is this resort the Waldorf Astoria? Nope! The Ritz-Carlton? Not even close!! However, you're not paying Waldorf or Ritz-Carlton money neither!! As far as the supposed "theft", it's easy to point fingers. If you TRULY stayed at the hotel, well then you KNOW that the doors are on a pneumatic hinge system, and NOT a spring system which generally requires the user to pull the door shut. If you don't, well then the door has a tendency to stay ajar. Sooooo,....in short,....shame on you for inviting anyone/everyone to enter into your room!! It's easy to blame the staff, when ANYONE could've walked into your room. Also,...they have these REALLY COOL and NEAT inventions!! Maybe ya' heard of it? A SAFE. You put your valuables in it and no one can get to them. Only the bearer of the key!! Works miracles!! As far as people claiming to be gravely ill and knocking on deaths door from the food. Have your stomachs checked. Seriously!! I'll admit; food in general is NOT good. I'll even go so far as to say my wife and I both had a couple bouts of the upset bellies. However,...a couple swigs of Pepto and/or a few Tums and some bottled water,....like brand-new in a couple hours. As for the staff being rude or mean or snotty, I'd be willing to bet it was YOU who was rude, mean, and/or snotty FIRST!! You come to MY country thinking your *hit don't stink and the world owes you EVERYTHING. Yeah,...I'd be nasty right back to you!! We were there for 8 days and we didn't encounter ONE SINGLE mean/nasty/rude/etc. staff member. EVER!! That includes maids, bartenders, front desk, and EVERYONE!! Bottom line? I KNOW that if you TRULY stayed at the GPB you got a really inexpensive (comparatively speaking) vacation. You can't expect to pay common-man prices and stay at common-man resorts and be treated like Michael Jackson or Brad Pitt or Prince Charles. GET REAL PEOPLE!!! And if food is THAT big of a concern to some of you, do us ALL a favor and keep your asses at home and go to 5 star resturants instead of taking a vacation. I never met so many whiny/bitchy people who complain about FOOD on a VACATION!!! You take a vacation for sun, fun, relaxation, culture, experience. NOT to stuff your fat faces and bellies. I'm just so tired of reading all the negative *hit about the GPB from shallow/obnoxious people who pay SPIT for a vacation. I'd like to say you people amaze me, but sadly,....with the way most people are these days, you DON'T!!