What a disaster
So I and my wife's family and their families plan a 3 day weekend at this "resort" at the end of July. Excited and eager to be there, we arrive at 2:30 pm only to find out that check in is at 4:00 pm. This despite a checkout time of 11:00 am. When we get out of our cars in front of the "resort", waves and waves of mosquitoes take dive bombing runs at us leaving each family member with more than a dozen bites each as we scurry into the hotel.
Once inside, we all had a sense of dread: The facility looks and feels 40 years old with rusty doors, uneven floors, and indoor waves of mosquitoes. While waiting for our four rooms, we decide to let the kids swim at the hotel pool. Problem was that the main pool was closed and had been closed for almost a week for "unacceptable pH". It does not take a week to correct a pool's pH, and the green water in the main pool showed nothing was done in that week. So everyone gets to share the kiddy pool. Come 4 pm, only two rooms are ready and those rooms are still filthy with soaking wet carpets, balcony doors, balconies, and window edges covered with dirt, dust, and bird poop, and partially or nonfunctioning lighting. On top of that, we can't rest from the long drive to reach the "resort" (Homeless Drunk Mayan Princess) because there is construction and renovation going on that lasted for hours on day one and day two (day three was Sunday). Instead of peace and quiet, we were treated to hammering, drilling, and moving enough to scare the younger kids half to death!
We finally get our last two rooms almost two hours after check in time. Another customer with a party of six arrives at that time only to find our that instead of getting a 2 bedroom condo as requested, they have gotten a one bedroom condo for six people! The management claims they can't find any alternative arrangements at other hotels (highly suspicious), so they try to put them into a free standing inland condo with no furniture, no beach access, and no power.
On day two, we head to the beach. By this time, we complain to management about the blanket of mosquitoes in the elevators and stairwells and they finally spray something that smells like Raid in both.
Several of us break away from the beach to rest in the condos only to find that: construction has resumed with large power tools now, there is no water or electricity, and no cleanup has occurred for the soaked carpets and to refresh our towels, toiletries, etc.
The main pool and primary attraction of the Homeless Drunk Mayan Princess remains closed until the late afternoon at which time, it is a sizzling 105 degrees outside. The pool still looks green and no one saw any work being done on the pool that morning, yet now it is ready to go?
Day 3: We are exhausted, fed up, and eager to depart the worst vacation locale we have ever been to. Management offers a 10% discount if we file written complaints with the management board. They should have paid us to endure this filthy, ancient structure run by a management team with no ability to correct even the simplest of problems in a condo.
Whole heartedly, I recommend that you avoid the Homeless Drunk Mayan Princess like the plague. Every customer I met and talked to was disgusted with the condition of their rooms, the swarms of flying vampires, and the unsympathetic management. This experience has singlehandedly convinced my wife and I to never venture to the wastelands of Port Aransas ever again for fear of encountering another disaster resort such as this. The website for this resort is false advertising at its finest. This is not an up to date, chic resort; it is an ancient structure, poorly kept, with individually owned units being managed by an inexperienced staff.
You will regret ever going there as I do, sitting here at my computer, needing another true vacation to rest from all of that mess.