DISGUSTING
By A Yahoo! Contributor, 2/16/09
1) Asking questions of people directly at the hotel: they huff and puff and seem annoyed to answer.
2) When you decide to make a reservation, you are put 'on hold' where the phone rings, and rings, and rings with no one to answer.
3) IF/when you finally get to speak with someone, it was NEVER with a local person.
4) But when you need to verify room reservations for medical needs, you are told to call the hotel directly.
5) When you call hotel directly, the whole process starts again.
6) When you finally THINK you have gotten to someone who is helping you make a guaranteed reservation, you show up at the hotel and DO NOT have the room you were promised.
7) They try placing FOUR people in a room with ONE BED! (oh, but they'll give you a roll away?!)
8) Walking down the hallway, the place SMELLS like the bottom of an ashtray.
9) When you get outside that room, exhausted and pissed, discarded meals are sitting outside your door.
10) You enter room anyway, and something even WORSE SMELLING is in there...to the point you feel like throwing up (smells like something DIED in there!)
11) When you go all the way back down to the counter and REFUSE that room, all of a sudden a room with TWO beds pops up?!
12) You agree to take that room, despite a LACK OF INTERNET SERVICE you were supposedly guaranteed, and hobble on crutches back to that room now.
13) You get to that room, and despite the need for NON-SMOKING for MEDICAL NEEDS, and the room saying "non-smoking", it also smells like the bottom of an ashtray.
14) To top it off: the SHEETS ARE STAINED, THERE ARE BUGS ON THEM, THE BATHTUB WAS GROSS WITH MARKS, THE LAMP SHADE WAS TORN, THE CHAIR CREAKED AS YOU SIT IN IT AND SOUNDED LIKE IT WOULD BREAK, YOU TURN AROUND TO GET UP AND SEE IT IS FILTHY, SOMETHING DEAD STARTS SMELLING, YOU HAVE TO OPEN UP THE WINDOW JUST TO BE ABLE TO BREATHE...AND THEN...
14) Your asthmatic child starts to be unable to breathe.
15) You MUST leave that hotel.
16) Hotel staff don't seem to even CARE or try to help the situation.
16) You get back outside and everyone is all stuffed up.
16) You leave and find another local hotel that doesn't smell like something died in it, has internet in ALL rooms, isn't smokey, and is only a little bit more in cost...BUT YOU'LL HAVE CLEAN, COMFORTABLE BEDS AND YOU CAN BREATHE!
17) Ahhhh....you are offered a $10 extra a night deal at other hotel that covers 2 FREE meals a day for ALL members of your party (4). That makes this new hotel LESS cost, MORE comfortable, and a better deal ALL the way around.
18) Would NEVER, EVER, NEVER recommend this hotel to anyone...ESPECIALLY anyone with medical needs and upcoming surgery at Duke!!!
(oh, by the way, the view outside the window we had to open to breathe was of the freeway ramp)