Awful, Terrible, Disgusting. Shall I Continue?
I have traveled to 49 countries and most US states. I have stayed in five star hotels, one star hotels, and hotels where no one would even know what a "Star Rating" was. Of all the places I’ve stayed, the Holiday Inn Coral Gables ranks as one of the worst. In January I stayed at the hotel for a week while I attended a conference at the University of Miami.
The problems with this property are too numerous to mention (rude staff, noise, etc), so I’ll just share a highlight, which will give you an idea how uncomfortable and unsanitary this place is, and how uncaring and incompetent the management.
In the bathroom of my room there was a vent in the ceiling above the toilet. For some reason, the vent dripped water. After having endured for a couple of days the water that dripped on my head while I was seated on the toilet, I finally called the front desk before I left the room one morning. They said the problem would be fixed by the time I returned to the room that afternoon.
When I returned, not only was the problem not fixed, but I found that the repairman had removed the dirty, disgusting, goop-filled, bacteria-laden, vent cover and left it LAYING ON THE BATHROOM VANITY MERE INCHES FROM MY TOOTHBRUSH AND DENTAL FLOSS!! (See photos and a video here: http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g34152-d120369-r29976295-Holiday_Inn_Coral_Gables_University_of_Miami-Coral_Gables_Florida.html#REVIEWS )
Needless to say I was completely disgusted. I called the front desk, tried to explain what had happened, and demanded that I be moved to another room.
The front desk clerk was insensitive, impatient, and more interested in telling me what MY problem was rather than listening and resolving THEIR maintenance/sanitation problem.
Long story short- Several other things went wrong during my stay (rude employees, terrible food, etc), so as I checked out, I asked to speak with the manager, Marco Mejia. After listing the problems with my stay to Mr. Mejia, he told me that he would make amends by giving me four free nights in his hotel. He said he would mail a voucher to me at my home address and promised that my experiences were not typical of his hotel.
I returned home to Richmond, VA, but never received the promised vouchers. About a month later, on another trip to Coral Gables, I stopped by the hotel and asked for the vouchers. No one knew what I was talking about. I stopped by a second time, and no manager was available. (That’s one of the property’s biggest problems- the management never seems to be around.) Finally, during a later phone call, I was able to convince someone at the hotel to fax me the promised voucher.
Fast forward to May, 2009… I called the hotel to make a reservation, telling them that I had a voucher for the stay. They asked me to call the HI toll free reservations number, which I did. I told the reservations agent that I had a voucher, and was told to just show it to the front desk clerk upon check in.
Upon arrival, I showed the clerk my voucher, but was told that I could not use it BECAUSE IT WASN’T AN ORIGINAL DOCUMENT! Remember that I couldn’t get an original either by mail or twice in person, but had to settle for a fax.
I was also told that for a voucher to be honored, the stay had to be booked DIRECTLY THROUGH THE HOTEL rather than through the toll free reservations line. Remember also that I had been told just the opposite by the hotel when I tried to book my reservation directly.
Finally, I was told that I couldn’t use a four night voucher for one night, or two nights, or three nights, but that I had to STAY FOR CONSECUTIVE NIGHTS OR LOSE THE UNUSED NIGHTS.
Of course I left the place in disgust. I’m now in touch with the Intercontinental Hotels Group, which owns the Holiday Inn brand, about this hotel. I love Holiday Inns. I’ve had great luck with them in the past. But this experience is enough for me to never stay at a Holiday Inn or Crowne Plaza again.