Time Travel to Cuba in the 50's
Basic, old Florida rooms. We had a kitchenette with screened porch too near the pool. The BBQ's, pool, ice machine, cabana, etc were always in use by the same group of people - they seldom spoke English, yelled constantly, played loud ya-ya music at all hours, ignored pool use/drink rules, smoked constantly, showed plenty of prison artwork around the pool, used the ice machine to fill their fishing coolers every morning (leaving it empty), left dirty diapers/trash everywhere, screaming just to scream - whenever, etc. This group rented two rooms and had 20+ people stay with them on air matresses. A family reunion at our expense. Screaming pool fights at 2 in the morning, drunks arguing outside our room's window in Spanglish, cars blocking the way out playing ya-ya, no clue about quiet hours (only written in English), and no help/enforcement from management; although I spoke to three different clerks during our stay. This same group called the police to report someone stole their dive vest after I fished a dive vest out of the lagoon and hung it on a pole near my boat for them to find. The next time I'll stay at a higher quality hotel that enforces the rules and ensures guests are considerate of others.
What should have been a pleasant visit to the Keys with some sailing thrown in was ruined by inconsiderate guests that did not pay any attention to the rules or give any consideration toward other guests. If you get lucky and don't have a bunch of buttheads staying in violation of hotel rules and running amock like we did it might be a great place to stay. I will never stay at this hotel again!