Are You Kidding Me?
My husband was traveling back from Ohio and I found this hotel on-line for him that seemed to have very reasonable rates, looked nice on the outside and (falsely) advertised an "InnCredible Breakfast, Including Hot Waffles". We're pretty tight with our money so I said, "OK, he can handle a little mess if the price is right."
He called me this morning after he checked out and here was his report:
1) When he checked in last night, they gave him the key to a "smoking" room. He said the place was in terrible condition. He went back down to the front desk and asked if they had any non-smoking rooms. The clerk shook his head "no". My husband then said, "Well, I think my wife specifically reserved a non-smoking room for me" (which was true). The clerk then looked very annoyed and said, "Well, let's see what we have." Turns out they had one--can you believe it? The only problem with room #2 was that the AC unit didn't work (it was turned on high at the coldest setting and was only putting out lukewarm air). Wonder how it would have felt in there in the middle of summer? His only positive comment was "Well they had hot water and plenty of water pressure." Sounds like a winner!
2) The AC unit on the landing in the stairway had the cover off and it was just laying in the floor.
3) The "InnCredible Breakfast, Including Hot Waffles" wasn't too incredible and didn't even know what cold waffles were. No waffle maker in sight...or much else for that matter. They had bread for toast, bagels, cereal and some biscuits and gravy that even my husband was afraid to eat--which is saying a lot. No fruit, yogurt or any other healthy fuel to get you going in the morning. They did have apple and orange juice though (score!).
Now, let's talk about the coffee maker...He said the thing looked about 20 years old and as he was trying to pick it up, he noticed that the handle was barely hanging on. He had to hold the "handle" in one hand and use NAPKINS in the other hand to pick up the coffee pot and pour the coffee out like that. Safety much? He said some other people came into the lobby after that and he warned them about the coffee pot. About this time, the clerk from the night before came out to check on stuff and everyone was telling him about the coffee pot. He got a very "concerned" look on his face and said, "Hmm? Let's have a look at it" (does this sound familiar?). Like he hadn't noticed every time he made the coffee for the last five years that the coffee pot was in a little worse shape every time he picked it up? Does this man know that he can buy a whole new coffee maker for about $30? That's less than 2/3 of one person's nightly rate! He finally decided the easiest thing would be to pour the coffee into a carafe that was sitting conveniently nearby...like that's what is was there for in the first place!
Needless to say, we would not recommend this hotel to anyone else and I'm sorry I even recommended it to my husband! False advertising, and a lazy clerk among other things. Be warned, weary travelers!